Modern Proverbs
- The best way to get even is to forget.
- Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
- God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
- Some folks wear their halos much too tight.
- Some marriages are made in Heaven; but they all have to be maintained on Earth.
- Unless you can create the whole universe in five days, then perhaps giving advice to God isn't such a good idea.
- Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.
- Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will be knocked down by the traffic from both ways.
- Words are windows to the heart.
- A skeptic is a person who when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it's a forgery.
- It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt.
- A successful marriage isn't finding the right person; it's being the right person.
- The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held it's ground.
- Too many people offer God prayers with claw marks all over them.
- The tongue must be heavy indeed; because so few people can hold it.
- To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
- You have to wonder about humans; they think God is dead and Elvis is alive.
- It's alright to sit on your pity pot every now and again; just be sure to flush when you are done.
- You'll notice that a turtle only makes progress when it sticks out it's neck.
- If the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, you can bet the water bill is higher.
