Father O'Malley answers the phone.
"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" a woman's voice says.
"It is," he replies.
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can."
"Do you know Ted Houlihan?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"It is," he replies.
"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can."
"Do you know Ted Houlihan?"
"I do."
"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."
"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?"
"He will."