Saturday, November 4, 2023

Donation











Father O'Malley answers the phone.

"Hello, is this Father O'Malley?" a woman's voice says.
"It is," he replies.

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"
"I can."

"Do you know Ted Houlihan?"
"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"
"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000 to the church?" 
"He will."